I often imagine what my dog, a 9 -year old golden retriever named Willie. would sound like if he could talk. Without a doubt he would sound like Sean Connery, or maybe Cary Grant. I can very clearly hear him introducing himself to a female dog on the street with, “The name is Bond, Willie Bond.”
And Willie would look most excellent in a tux, sitting at the Baccarat table, winning yet another hand.
Of course, if he did sound like Cary Grant, Willie would be perfect in the Hitchcock thriller, North By Northwest. As a very fleet-of-foot Golden, Willie would have no trouble outrunning that crop duster that almost nailed Cary. And he would deliver his lines with that Cary Grant “Cool.”
I don’t remember many of Grant’s lines by heart. And none from North By Northwest. The only line of I do know is his repeating “Judy, Judy, Judy.” Yeah, Willie could say that. That’s what he’d sound like.